Funny Stories about Working days

Funny Stories About Counting Working Day  

Boss and Employee

One day in the morning an employee facing his boss and decided to tell all the problems he faces with the aim of asking for "a raise".
 

His boss then laughed, let him in and ask him to sit and say,

- Boss: "Ha ... ha ... ha ..., Look buddy, you were not even work for the company not even though one day ..! Period now want to ask for a raise?"

The employe  very surprised to hear it, but his superiors immediately interupt.

- Boss: "Tell me how many days in a year?"
- Employee: "365 days and sometimes 366 days."
- Boss: "Yes, now there are how many hours in a day?"
- Employee: "24 hours."
- Boss: "How many hours do you work a day?"
- Employee: "From the  08:00 s / d 17:00  1 hr break time and 8 hours a day."
- Boss: "So, tell me how much part, do you work in one day?"
- Employee: "(start counting .. 8/24 hours = 1/3) One-third of the day!"
- Boss: "Oh you clever! Now what is the One-third of 366 days?"
- Employee: "122 (1/3 × 366 = 122 days)."
- Boss: "Do you work on Saturday and Sunday?"
- Employee: "No, sir!"
- Boss: "How many Saturdays and Sundays in a year?"
- Employee: "Saturday 52 Sunday plus 52 = 104 days."
- Boss: "Well, if you subtract 104 days from 122 days, how many are living?"
- Employee: "18 days."

- Boss: "Well, I have given you 12 days leave per year. Now subtract 12 days from 18 days the number of days remaining living?"
- Employee: "6 days."
- Boss: "On the day of HOLIDAY do you work?"
- Employee: "No, sir!"
- Boss: "On the day of Christmas and New Year are you working?"
- Employee: "No, sir!"
- Boss: "Now subtract all of the rest of Holiday, how many days are left?"
- Employee: "??? There is no more days left, sir."
- Boss: "So now what you want to Ask?
- Employee: "....???????"