A Funny Leter to my wife

A Letter To My Wife

Letter of a very loving husband and his loving wife :

"My Wife, I do really love you. your have a great sacrifice a lot...

In the early morning, you already wake me up, You prepare breakfast and clean up everything.

                                                                                                                                                                      In the afternoon, you go shopping and continue cook again and again. You also take care of our kids everyday.

In the evening you guided our kid finish their homework, after entered our room and you still take care and serve me well too.

Dear my wife, I am so sad, I can not bear to see my wife exhausted like that everyday.

My Pretty Wife, what if i add one more Wife?  :) "

 

The Way You Think

In an elementary school, one day a teacher asked one of her students.

Teacher : "John, please answer my question ... If there are 5 birds in the window and then we shot one of them, how many are still left behind?" 

 John     : "Nothing left mam, another right on the fly"
Teacher : "The right answered should be 4 tails left, but I like the way you thinking ....."
 

At the other times behind John ask the teacher. 

John      : "Teacher please answer my question ... If there were three girls, each carrying ice cream, the first girl eating ice cream with chew it by small bite, the second girl with a big bite of ice cream and the cone, and the third girl is by licking and sucking, Which one among the three girls that are already married? "
Teacher : "Hmmm ... surely that eating the ice cream licking and sucking is already get married"
Udin      : "The right answered should be the one who wears a wedding ring mam :p , but I like to see the way you thinks mam...:)"

Another Funny Cartoon

Another Funny Cartoon Stories

 I can't imagine i can forget THAT !!

I kinda thinking of my dad... :)

Funny cartoon stories

Funny Cartoon Stories

 Well, i don't think they really need a sunscreen.

Be Careful for what you wish for...
xixixixi..

Funny Stories of Kids Conversation

Funny Stories of ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHILDREN BROKEN HEARTED

John is a first grade child ...... besides champion in his class, he was quite handsome too.  
He had a school friend named Clara. Clara gorgeous and sweet.
Long story short, John fell in love at Clara. Clara was also a heart with john.

One day, because it does not hold anymore john said to Clara, "Clara, you know I love you. Unfortunately we were kids ..... when will we've grown, we marry ya ...?!"
 
With a flushed face flushed, Clara replied "John, I'm not refuse .... I'd love to ... But in our family, we just got married fellow relatives only. Uncle married aunt, grandfather married my grandmother, and even papa married mama ...... we're not kin so we can not get married tomorrow. " Hearing from Clara, John did not go one week because of a broken heart ....

Funny stories : Conversation

Funny Stories Below makes me laugh almost every time i read it.

WIKIPEDIA   : I know everything.           

FACEBOOK   : I know everybody.
GOOGLE   : I have everything.
Mozilla    : Without me you can not be access.
EXPLORER    : Hey, don't forget about me.
Mozilla    : What the hell, just dont disturb !
EXPLORER : Don't admit that you are the only one then !
INTERNET  : Enough !, if there is no me, all of you are not exist
FACEBOOK   : Huuu, the most frequently visited is me, right ?!! 
                           so I do the best.
YAHOO     : Facebook !! remember, without me you cannot create email..
GOOGLE     : Yahoo!!   I'm also able to create email.
INTERNET   : zzz ... you all know i'm the Best :p
COMPUTER    : i am the Majesty here.

Electrical Company : Shut up all of you! I'll turn off the electricity!
GENERATOR    : Don't worry me right there
Electrical Company   : Hey, you Shut Up !!
Oil & Gas Company : Watch out all of you, I'll stop the fuel supply to you all..
SOLAR CELL: Just calm down, as long as i am here.. all will be safe
SUN   :   Eiit, If i don't shine you all will be quit
Water, Coal, Lightning, etc.   : WE ARE STILL HERE !!!
EARTH : You all cannot be here without me..
UNIVERSE : you all definitely not going to be here without me....
GOD : without me you all did not exist...

Funny Story in a Court House

Funny Stories in a Court House : A husband and wife was attending a divorce hearing. In this trial will decide who gets custody of the child.

She screamed hysterically and jump, 

the wife said: "Your Majesty, I am who got pregnant, born my baby into the world with pain and my  patience!!.  I should have the right of the child custody !"

The judge said to the husband:
"What is your defense against the demands of your wife"

The husband paused, she said flatly:
"The glorious ... If I insert a coin to Coca-cola drinking machine, and the drinking machine shake and sway for a MINUTE, and a drinking can comes out, According to Judge ... The drink is mine or belong to the engine?

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