Funny jokes

 FUNNY SAD REFRIGERATOR

One night, a private doctor on the phone by Mr. Wayne ..., "Doctor, there's something wrong with my toilet ... every night when I want to piss, direct lights turns on by it self when I open the door ..." The doctor replied .. "Sir, Just take arest, I'll fix it ..." said the doctor, trying to calm Mr. Wayne .. 

Because of his strange feeling, then the doctor called His family, and Anna, his youngest daughter pick up the phone... "Well, Anna, Your father told me that the lights turn on when the toilet door opened, .. Is there any new security system install at your house..?" Hearing this, Anna shouted ... "Mommy.........., Grandy......., Brother........ DADDY PEE IN REFRIGERATOR AGAIN ......... "

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PLANE CRASH  

A grandfather tells of his experiences during the war era old days. Their conversation as follows:

Grandpa: "Once a long time ago, i went to war and there was time when we wanna go to attack enemy by plane, apparently on the way, we got hit by an enemy aircraft so that our planes were destroyed and everything in that plane was died, including the pilot" grandfather tell the story with pride .
grandchildren: With a tone of confuse "But why grandpa is still alive?"
grandfather: Respond with pride "Because I miss my flight!" :)